It's lunchtime but you're sitting in a full staff meeting
next to your boss while one of the executives drones the
latest buzzwords and scribbles on a whiteboard. The senior
managers smile blankly and nod their assent.

Briefly, you hope that your appendix will rupture before your
bladder does but there's no end in sight and you squirm
uneasily in your chair.

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