I noticed that some folks linked to my Management Speak: Mission Statement maker so I decided to add additional buzzwords to it. Enjoy.
I really should put together a decent one based upon Markov chains and feed it selected articles from Infoworld and Information Week instead of doing random verb-noun-conjunction-noun assembly from a small collection of words. If I (ever) get to that I probably should also finish the Savage bot, along the same idea as the Dada bot, a POE-based IRC bot using Markov chains that answers (sort of) in the style of Dan Savage. As long as I’m doing all that, I should probably replace the initialization of both with a disk cache using Storable. Now it sounds like work.