You know, if you’re trying to commit fraud and if you’re going to do it over the internet and if English isn’t your primary language maybe- hear me out, okay- maybe you should get a buddy who is a native speaker and has a passing familiarity with the culture to proofread your spam. I know, that’s crazy talk. See below:

From: support <xxx@xxxxx.net>
To: xxxxxxxxx@xxxxxx.org
Subject: You are suspected of plunder 2100 $ from account Webmoney!
Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 18:58:55 +0300

You are suspected of plunder 2100 $ from 
account Webmoney! It is necessary for you 
to contact employee FBI USA who has 
affairs with representation Webmoney in USA.
We have the decision of a problem and 
further the decision of a problem in regional 
court. The complaint has acted from ID 
828245830532. The full information on 
http://www.fbi-policy.com/webmoney.htm.

Impressive. no? Tucows has already pulled the registration info and the webhost has pulled the page so no one will get to enjoy the rest of this rather convincing professionally-executed scam.